solve and prove yorself :P

short jokes

Beggar: Babu 8rs unte dharmam cheyandi, tea thagutha. Man: Tea 4rs kada?
Beggar: Naku, na lover ki.
Man: Beggar ki lover aa?
Beggar: lover vachake beggar ayyanu...babu


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 Father: Pakkanti ammaini chudara, 1st class lo pass ayindi......
 Son: Ala chudatum valle,nenu fail ayindi.
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What should I do?
 Lady1: My husband's hair is black. So I love to go out in black dress with him.
 Lady2: My husband's hair is white. So I love to go out in white dress with him.
 Lady3: Stop that talk. My husband has no hair. What should I do? 

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 Principal: Write ur father name in english. Student: Temple steps water king. Principal: Are u joking Student: No sir, i am serious. my father name is GUDI METLA GANGA RAJU. 

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 Teacher: Entraa kalyan geetha ni muddu adigavanta ollu ela undhi.
 Kalyan: Meere kada teacher emayina kaavalantee geeta adagandi ani chepparu